![]() 11/09/2016 at 09:57 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Understandable. Just know there are a few prerequisites. First things first, the music. Delete all music from your phone/computer/mp3 player. Whatever you use to listen to music. Replace it with The Tragically Hip’s entire discography.
Second, clothing. You are required to wear flanel at all times, except formal events. For those, we wear mountie uniforms.
Third, spelling. If you do not spell colour as colour or centre as centre, you will be executed.
Fourth, the only flavours of chips you are allowed to eat from now on are Ketchup, Salt and Vinegar, and All Dressed.
If you fulfill all these requirements, then welcome to Canada.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:03 |
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No one moves to Canada to get away from white people being white people. It’s also way too cold.I’m moving to Mexico, and I’m gonna make Trump pay for it.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:11 |
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The old Gawker people are in full on freak out...
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:11 |
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That’s the interesting thing: why does everyone want to move to Canada and not Mexico? Canada = less diverse, colder than most of the US (sometimes oppressively so), no beaches. Mexico = filled with Hispanics, cheaper to live (that’s addressed to the evacuating liberals with nest eggs), warmer, dryer, gorgeous beaches.
I applaud your destination of choice.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:15 |
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Wait ... can I keep my BNL?
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:19 |
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You make an interesting point.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:21 |
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only if you share bro
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:29 |
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I’m not planning on moving to Canada, but I do enjoy me some The Tragically Hip.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:31 |
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What does All Dressed taste like? rather unusual name for a flavour
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:32 |
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Are you asking me to seed some torrents?
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:34 |
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Bingo!
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:36 |
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Tequila > Rye whiskey
Mexican food > whatever Canadians eat
Spanish > French
Hot > cold
Marijuana and cocaine > meth
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:36 |
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Haha no need, I’ve got their entire catalog on my “kitchen” playlist.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:38 |
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Ketchup chips are so good, I don’t know how they didn’t catch on in the US.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:53 |
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What about poutine? Can I have poutine?
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:56 |
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Do Tegan and Sara not qualify? ‘Cause if not I guess I’ll just stay here.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 10:56 |
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Healthcare. Less crime.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 11:01 |
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There is only one Canadian band.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 11:06 |
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You mean Healthwait? I would rather pay for private healthcare than sit in that lineup of people with the sniffles or an upset stomach in emergency at the hospital.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 11:10 |
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That’s not how it’s perceived here.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 11:28 |
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We’re Americans. We won’t conform. We’ll just get to your country and bitch about it until you change it.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 11:39 |
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Only Sainthood.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 11:40 |
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Imagine a combination of barbecue, salt and vinegar, and ketchup.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 11:41 |
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Yes.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 11:41 |
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All right. I’ll just sit here with “So Jealous.”
![]() 11/09/2016 at 12:05 |
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Lived in Toronto all my life and currently living in LA. Would much prefer the lower taxes here and to pay for private healthcare. Nothing is free. The cost is just shifted.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 12:18 |
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I’m talking about the perception that many Americans have about the Canadian healthcare system. I’m not trying to say it aligns with reality.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 12:39 |
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give it to me naow!
![]() 11/09/2016 at 13:06 |
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So you would say that Mexico has enough crime there to cancel out all the good things about the country?
![]() 11/09/2016 at 13:10 |
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I’m saying that I think most Americans who would move to, or talk about moving to Canada would do so due to a *general perception* of good healthcare and low crime.
![]() 11/09/2016 at 19:06 |
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Not for nothing but, nahhhhh.
![]() 11/10/2016 at 06:36 |
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when do we get the Timbits?
![]() 11/10/2016 at 13:28 |
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NEVER.